Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins
Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Tom Hiddleston.
#i’m so sorry you’re trapped #on this elevator #oh dear# do you want my coat #my emergency tea #yes you can have the biscuits too #oh this must be so terrible for you #would you like seventy hugs #a couple of kisses maybe #oh God why are you dead?
Life hacks mixed with a few great inventions!
the kids drive in one is great!!
still not exactly sure what studying is
you know those fucked up characters?
the ones with backstories and emotions and mistakes and guilt and regret
you know, those really fucked up characters?
those are my babies
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
- peeta was abused by his mother
- his entire family died in the bombing
- he was hijacked and made to hate the one person he had left that he loved
- he overcame all this bullshit and lived the rest of his life with katniss and their two children
yet people still say “peeta is weak”
- he literally lost a leg to save katniss and he had to live with a prosthetic for the rest of his life
|—||Arthur C Clarke (via corgiwhisperer)|
I adore the French version of Let it Go: Libérée, Délivrée!
As with most French Disney songs, the lyrics are a bit different as it’s not a direct translation. My favorite line is “le froid est pour moi le prix de la liberté” or “the cold for me is the price of liberty.” Here’s my rough English translation if anyone would like it.